Brandon and Joshua Games

You have probably heard of the story “The Tortoise and The Hare”, but do you know the other half of the story? If not, you’re in luck. I happen to know the true story so sit back, relax and enjoy!

The story began on a bright sunny morning when Jerry (a fox) was passing out invitations to a party to the fastest students in the class. Bob (the tortoise) got mad at Jerry for not inviting him so he challenged him to a race. Everyone heard about it and started laughing like crazy! Anyways, back to the race, if Jerry wins, Bob has to buy him a new skateboard, but if Bob wins, he will be invited to the party. The race will begin the next day.

That afternoon Jerry was training for the race when he tripped on a rock! The next day, everyone saw Jerry in a wheelchair! He couldn’t race like that! He needed a substitute. James (the hare) offered to race. Bob was worried. James was the fastest student in the class. Bob only had one choice… he had to cheat!

It was one hour before the race and Bob set a trap that will make James fall asleep. It has been one hour and the race is about to start in 3…2…1… GO! James quickly ran to the finish line when sleep powder spread into the air! James fell into a deep sleep! 5 hours later Bob past the finish line! Everyone was shocked and Bob was invited to the party!

The END!

Once there was a wizard named Charlie. Charlie was the worst wizard in town. When ever he used his magic he would always blow up some kid’s pants. He felt sad that he was the only bad wizard in his family.
He said to him self “baaaaaaahhh!”
His mom said “come for dinner Charlie”!
“I’m coming” he said.
His mom and dad saw the poor long face.
“What’s wrong?” they asked.

“Everything” said Charlie. “Well have you seen me lately?” he asked.
“Ya, we can see that from the other side” they said.
“See you guys even admitted that I’m bad at magic!” he said angrily.
“Well sweetie, how can you say such a silly thing like that?” his mom asked.
“Well 1, whenever I use magic I blow up some kid’s pants and 2, you said I’m bad at magic!” he exclaimed.
“Well, do you want to get better powers?” asked his mom and dad. “Well, you should visit Jessamearl”

“Are you kidding she’s the best wizard I know” he replied. “Well I’ll think about it, bye”
“Where are you going to get a smoothie?” asked his parents. “Well okay bye bye!!”
So Charlie went back home with his smoothie then he asked his dad where he can find Jessamearl he said his dad said “At the ocean”.
Charlie asked “Which ocean?”
“The Arctic Ocean” his dad replied.

Charlie goes to the Arctic Ocean with his smoothie. Finally he saw the wizard named Jessamearl.
Charlie asked Jessamearl, the wizard “Can you tutor me in magic?”
“Will you give me that smoothie?” Jessamearl asked.
“Deal, but you’re not getting the straw” Charlie replied.
“Fine!” Jessamearl said.
The next day Jessamearl promised Charlie that she would come over to Charlie’s house to tutor him. Charlie was waiting in his house, but Jessamearl didn’t come. Charlie began to suspect that Jessamearl was lying to him.

“Come on, we gotta go flying after that wizard.” He said to his dog, Goldy.
They flew to the Arctic Ocean. Jessamearl wasn’t there. Jessamearl was in the North Pole showering. They drink special water to give them power. While they were flying they saw an old man saying “It’s a toad!”
“Do you know where Jessamearl is?” Charlie asked.
“Bathtub!!!” the old man replied.
“Which bathtub!?” Charlie asked.

“Noth Pole” the old man responded.
“Good thing I brought my laptop. I’ll look it up on the Internet!” Charlie said. Charlie learned that there was a country called Noth Pole so he and his dog flew to Noth Pole. His dog was very tired. They looked everywhere in Noth Pole, but they couldn’t find Jessamearl. Suddenly they saw a flying saucer and inside the flying saucer was a GPS. They flew with the flying saucer to the North Pole. They looked around and around. Then they looked on the Internet for the North Pole shower. They found the directions to the North Pole shower.

It said “Up, down, left, right!”
They found Jessamearl who had a towel and fresh stinky hair. Goldy was still drinking water and felt that she had more energy. Goldy bit Jessamearl.
“Owwwwwww!!!!” Jessamearl screamed. Goldy kept jumping up and down on Jessamearl. Charlie went on his laptop and he e-mailed his mom and dad. He told them they caught Jessamearl and how Jessamearl lied to steal his smoothie. Then he went back home. Jessamearl went to jail. Charlie tried using magic one more time to see if he could get it prefect. Then he blew up some kid’s pants again so his parents gave him an allowance to buy more smoothies. His parents bought a special perfume bottle to make Charlie a better wizard.

THE END!!!

One day there was a chicken. His name was Paul. He walks down to the park. He is sitting on a bench. There were only two chickens, him and mocoloco. He was eating some chicken wings. That guy said “What are you doing?”. Then the next day he was eating some chicken noodle soup. That day there was a lot of people at the park. People jumped away. Paul went to go look in the chicken dictionary and it said that he was eating baby chickens. Then he cried and said “I’m so sorry”. He went to the restaurant. There was only chicken. He had to pay, but he didn’t want to eat. Mocoloco came. He threw chicken in Paul’s mouth. Paul spit it out and put it on Mocoloco’s t-shirt.

Mocoloco said “I just got this t-shirt! Man I have to buy another one!”. Paul said “Why don’t you just dry clean it?”. Mocoloco said “It’s too special for dry cleaning”. Mocoloco went to the store and checked out all the t-shirts, but there was no more of the t-shirts that he was wearing at the restaurant. The next day Paul got a lucky collar. Mocoloco came to the park the next day. Paul didn’t see him wear his special t-shirt. Mocoloco felt sad. Then Paul bought the other t-shirts for Mocoloco. Then he gave one of the shirts to Mocoloco. Mocoloco felt happy, but the t-shirt was painted by Paul. He didn’t say anything because he didn’t want to hurt Paul’s feelings, but the t-shirts were still not dried.

Mocoloco saw his lucky collar. He said “It was so special, it even matches my t-shirt”. He figured out that his t-shirt was painted. They became friends, but he was still sad so they had a chicken fight. They said “What are we doing, we’re fighting with chicken wings!”. Paul’s parents came to the park. They had a party. It was a special rock party. Paul’s mom and dad brought special clothing and rocks to decorate the t-shirt. Mocoloco felt much more happy. The next day was the first day of highschool for them both. They didn’t have backpacks, but they did have purses and juice boxes. They were having so much fun in highschool. They went out for pizza. Paul went home and his parents were talking to him about moving and a chicken wing, a big one.

He felt sad. In the old days their parents were not smart and didn’t know that a chicken wing was made out of chicken and they still don’t. Paul doesn’t know how to tell them that a chicken wing is made from chickens and Paul can’t tell Mocoloco because he is a vegetarian and he does not like to eat animals. Paul does not know how to tell him that he was moving. Paul and Mocoloco had a playday. He finally told him that he was moving. Mocoloco’s t-shirt was so dirty, he didn’t know how to clean it so he asked Paul how to clean a rock shirt. Paul said “Clean it with your hands”. Finally the day has come. Paul is moving and the chicken wing with sauce melted so they had to live with Farmer Dod again.

Paul was staying! Paul and Mocoloco went to the dollar store, they bought arts and crafts. Their grandmas sewed quilts. Now they have new lucky shirts. Their mom and dads said that a shirt can never be lucky and they jumped away. Mocoloco said “Do you think that is true that your mom and dad said about shirts and collars can never be lucky?”. Paul and Mocoloco ate some pizza. They weren’t hungry so they made crafts out of their pizzas and their grandmas made more quilt. She ran out of yarn. Their grandmas jumped away to England to get more yarn. Paul’s grandma broke off a leg when she was there so Paul and Mocoloco made a bandage out of pizza.

They all went to England together by jumping. Their grandmas got lots of yarn and got a cat. The cat loved the new toy. They had to jump back home. They bought a hot tub. The cat loved it. The grandmas said goodbye and jumped back to England. At the store they bought cereal and they ate it and then their mom and dads said good-night to them. They called their grandmas cell phone. The cat picked up, but they had no idea what the cat was saying. The grandmas picked up and said “Hello? Have a good day. Bye!”.